WTF jokes

these r sum jokes tat wud probably make u go WTF? lol..enjoy

number 1:
Two mosquitoes were riding on their bikes, in super fast speed wen suddenly one of them stopped. as soon as the other mosquito noticed, it stopped too, and asked, "hey y did u stop?"

the other mosquito replied, "sorry, a fly went into my eye"

number 2:
a father comes into the doctor's office with his son

Father: doc, my son has a pen stuck up his nose, what shud i do?
Doc: use a pencil.

number 3:
a dumb ass who's stuck in prison finally has the chance to escape, by jumpin over 100 fences, so he started by jumping the 1st fence, the 2nd until the 99th. tat's wen he said "oh i'm so fed up, think i'll juz go back"

number 4:
10 black men r dying of thirst, wen they finally find a bottle in the dessert. once they open the bottle, it released a genie.
so bein grateful for being released, the genie granted one wish to each of them. so the 1st guy wished tat he was white, so did the 2nd n 3rd n so on, until the last guy, where he wished the genie wud turn all of them back to black...