Thinkin abt Marriage?
Published by Vicksama under on 11/09/2009 10:36:00 PM
An indian family is having a typical friday nite discussion over dinner in a place called home. when suddenly the eldest son, Raj utters sumtin tat suprised the whole family;
Raj: mum, i think...it's abt time i get married..
Mum:... i told u to get married to tat Priya girl u were dating sumtime back, will u ever listen to me, of course not.... u had to dump her n say her teeth was an issue.
Raj: mum come on, i'm a grown man, i noe wat's best for me. Hv sum faith in me wil u?
Mum: huh..y don i get u arranged to sum of the lovely girls we hv in our indian community, wudn't tat b just pleasant? n pls don say no to tis like the last time.
Raj: hmmmm....
Mum: not bad, ur actually thinkin abt it.
Dad: Sonia, juz leave him alone...
Mum: no dear, my son is a grown man. so it's best i get him married to a nice traditional indian girl in the community.
Youngest son, Desh: okay ms contradiction.
Raj: hahah!
Mum: Is that the way u speak to ur mother Desh?? now u shut up n eat ur chappatti like ur supposed to, put down the fork n eat with ur hands! n Raj, hv u tot abt it?
Raj: hmm...but i need to noe sumtin..
Mum: anything son, ask away, there's so much to noe abt these indian girls i say.
Raj: how is the current chick market in the community anyways?
Desh: it's currently undergoing inflation...
Mum: Desh!.. nonsense, there r lot of beautiful girls within ur age group. tat's y i always ask u to come for those gatherings, so tat u cud fish ard n mayb catch a bite *wink*
Desh: yea,gud fish too!
Mum: y yes, thnk u Desh for agreeing with me..
Desh: yea cuz normal fish, u hv to deep fry them, but THESE fishes r already deep fried for u bro!
Mum: DESH!!!!! one more word from u n ur grounded for a week...make tat two!
Desh: *chews on food coolly*
Raj: well mum, i dunno, life is so uncertain..
Mum: Raju my dear, once u get married everythin will b fine..
Desh: bro, wen a woman gets married, she'll stop worrying, but wen a man gets married, he'll START worrying.
Dad bursts out laughin. Mum starts glaring at dad, dad noes he's not getting for a week. sighhh...
Mum: tat's it!! DESH, GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEEKS.
Raj: hahaha! mum it's ok, he's juz a kid... so if i get married, i'll hv to look for a new employer then...any suggestions?
Desh: how abt....mother in law? hehehe y not? afterall, she pays well (dowri)
Raj:LOL!
Mum:.... so i'm guessing u'll b marrying outside the community the desh?
Desh: wat makes u think i'm not married, mum?
Mum: WAT ON EARTH??!!
Desh: jus kiddin *smiles* lighten up mum, afterall, life is journey, n it's neva always abt settling down n earning well.. it's abt us being happy, as a family.... i love u mum..
Mum: aww... Desh..i love u too, tat was so mature of u dear.
Desh: thks mum, so m i stil grounded?
Mum: yes
Desh: DAMNIT!
Mum: wat language! 3 WEEKS!
a whole lot more of rubbish coming ur way, so keep reading ;)
A VICKSAMA ORIGINAL
Raj: mum, i think...it's abt time i get married..
Mum:... i told u to get married to tat Priya girl u were dating sumtime back, will u ever listen to me, of course not.... u had to dump her n say her teeth was an issue.
Raj: mum come on, i'm a grown man, i noe wat's best for me. Hv sum faith in me wil u?
Mum: huh..y don i get u arranged to sum of the lovely girls we hv in our indian community, wudn't tat b just pleasant? n pls don say no to tis like the last time.
Raj: hmmmm....
Mum: not bad, ur actually thinkin abt it.
Dad: Sonia, juz leave him alone...
Mum: no dear, my son is a grown man. so it's best i get him married to a nice traditional indian girl in the community.
Youngest son, Desh: okay ms contradiction.
Raj: hahah!
Mum: Is that the way u speak to ur mother Desh?? now u shut up n eat ur chappatti like ur supposed to, put down the fork n eat with ur hands! n Raj, hv u tot abt it?
Raj: hmm...but i need to noe sumtin..
Mum: anything son, ask away, there's so much to noe abt these indian girls i say.
Raj: how is the current chick market in the community anyways?
Desh: it's currently undergoing inflation...
Mum: Desh!.. nonsense, there r lot of beautiful girls within ur age group. tat's y i always ask u to come for those gatherings, so tat u cud fish ard n mayb catch a bite *wink*
Desh: yea,gud fish too!
Mum: y yes, thnk u Desh for agreeing with me..
Desh: yea cuz normal fish, u hv to deep fry them, but THESE fishes r already deep fried for u bro!
Mum: DESH!!!!! one more word from u n ur grounded for a week...make tat two!
Desh: *chews on food coolly*
Raj: well mum, i dunno, life is so uncertain..
Mum: Raju my dear, once u get married everythin will b fine..
Desh: bro, wen a woman gets married, she'll stop worrying, but wen a man gets married, he'll START worrying.
Dad bursts out laughin. Mum starts glaring at dad, dad noes he's not getting for a week. sighhh...
Mum: tat's it!! DESH, GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEEKS.
Raj: hahaha! mum it's ok, he's juz a kid... so if i get married, i'll hv to look for a new employer then...any suggestions?
Desh: how abt....mother in law? hehehe y not? afterall, she pays well (dowri)
Raj:LOL!
Mum:.... so i'm guessing u'll b marrying outside the community the desh?
Desh: wat makes u think i'm not married, mum?
Mum: WAT ON EARTH??!!
Desh: jus kiddin *smiles* lighten up mum, afterall, life is journey, n it's neva always abt settling down n earning well.. it's abt us being happy, as a family.... i love u mum..
Mum: aww... Desh..i love u too, tat was so mature of u dear.
Desh: thks mum, so m i stil grounded?
Mum: yes
Desh: DAMNIT!
Mum: wat language! 3 WEEKS!
a whole lot more of rubbish coming ur way, so keep reading ;)
A VICKSAMA ORIGINAL
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