Friend or God?

It was a rather dull monday nite wen a young gentleman, in his early 20's, found himself on a journey to the party lands of hartamas. as he got down from his elegant black transportation, it was clear how unsure he was abt the idea of going to a party where he wud not noe who wud turn up. well he only went juz to meet sum old frens but then again, the party soon b dominated by a bunch of unknowns.

as the nite progressed he found himself indulging in neva ending conversations regarding studies and universities with the members of the party. at this point, he was sitting on a bench with his old fren hvin a usual chat wen suddenly a girl walks on by;

Girl: hey...which one of ur laps do i sit on eh?
Me: ermmm?
Fren1: hehehe..
Girl: k i'll on urs hehe (fren1)
Fren1: eh ur bf will kill me la..
Girl: nahhh he wont..

then the BF comes along with a slice of pizza on his plate

Fren1: bro i dunno ah, she juz came n sat on my lap k. i had nothing to do with this
BF: alaa...so wat, it's juz u man...among frens, i guess it ok *smile*
Fren1: wah! damn nice la u...eh hungry la...i wanna go get another slice of pizza, but lazy la..
BF: here take mine
Fren1: whoa...damn gud fren la u
Me: dude, not oni he lets his gf sit on ur lap, but he even gives u his slice of pizza...haha...tat's not a gud fren, tat's god!
Fren1 & Girl: hahahah!

n suddenly a guy from the party makes a rather impromptu annoucement;

GUY: ok ppl attention, those who want to drink pls make ur way outside, those who don plan to drink, stay where u r.
BF: oi! wat kind of discrimanation is tat ahh?? hahaha

soon he found himself in a smaller group of ppl who apparently don drink.

Me: soo...u don drink huh?
Girl2: hell yea i do.
Me: wa?
Girl2: i'm juz the freakin driver tonite, so yea i hv to b freaking sober..sigh..
Me: haha..okayyy...so i'm guessing the rest r on the same boat as well?
Girl2: u bet! so r u rite?
Me: me? nahhh i don drink...
Girl2: but..but...arent u indian?..
Me: ermm yes.. tat is very true, i bliff tat can concluded from the amount of hair i hv growing on my arms n legs.
Girl2: haha! well it's very rare to c indian guys tat don drink...like they say, ur not indian if u don drink.
Me: hahaha i dunno abt tat but if u don hv a wife at the age of 26 and ur not an able user of the computer, then ur not an indian. hahahah
Girl2: hahaha u 4got abt the mother in law
Me: ohh u mean monster in law rite?
Girl2: hahahaha...so r u indian then?
Me: very much so ;)

a VICKSAMA ORIGINAL

this post is a special tribute to Dennis Ng 1987-2002, a gud fren, brother, n of course, GOD.